justjoshwa asked: You hate Valentine's Day, outside AND smiling?! :(

Well, I only hate smiling lately because of my wisdom teeth. I’m getting all four of them out in a couple weeks, which initially I was scared about, but now I’m just ready for because they hurt like a bitch. So basically, I just currently hate all mouth-related things. I will also say, though, that I used to smile a lot more until a close friend told me my smile is too big, which kind of stung and has been hard to shake.

I don’t hate every aspect of Valentine’s Day. In fact, what I hate the most about it is how it’s spawned the whole Anti-Valentine’s Day thing where people just bitch about how stupid it is. It’s cute! Get over it! If you have a special someone, yes, you should be doing romantic things all year and not on just one day, but that doesn’t mean you can’t do something EXTRA special that would maybe come across as a little hokey on a regular day. And, if you’re single, just treat it like a regular day! Or use it as an opportunity to meet someone! Or whatever. Really, I just think, if you want to celebrate it, then do, and if you don’t, then don’t. Instead, people get all bitter about it, and I get sick of hearing about it. To be fair, I also get sorta sick of Christmas, but only because I can’t imagine how annoying that time of year must be for people who don’t celebrate Christmas. White guilt etc.

I do hate outside, though. I’m pasty with dark hair and eyes, so on sunny days, I look like a beached creature from the deep sea. My favorite season is fall, because basically any temperature over 20 degrees makes me uncomfortably hot. I cut a bunch of my t-shirts into skank-tanks last summer, and the torso through-breeze still didn’t help. I don’t know what else the weather expects from me.

Things I don’t hate include: Parks and Recreation; unnecessarily long answers.