Chris is a Canadian university student at the University of Alberta majoring in Linguistics and minoring in Avocado Studies (not really, but he should at least be getting extra credit for the amount of them he eats). He is an Enneagram Five, which is a euphemism for 'prickly hermit.' He relishes any chance to talk about himself in the third person, and looks forward to your tumblngs, vowels optional.